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What Will They Name Android Q?

Android Pie's logo, The ninth version of Android.
The other 8 versions.
So, Android P is finally out, with the name being Pie. I honestly thought it would be Popsicle, but whatever. But now, with Google's "Alphabetical Order Sweets" names for each version, It makes it really hard to pick one for Android Q. Heck, for Android N they had to get help from the internet to pick Nougat. Also the naming for these versions made me name the The Weekly Marshmallow seasons how they are.

So in this post, we'll be looking at what I can come up with for Q. Next year I guess I'll have to do one for R, but not now. But anyway, here we go.

Quiche

Quiche is probably the first thing you think of when you think of food that starts with Q. That means it could be a nice idea for Android Q, right? Not exactly. You see, Google names them after Sweets and not normal food, which could be a problem for Quiche. The food usually is filled with cheese and bacon, but desert versions do exist. However I doubt it'll happen just because it isn't a sweet.

Final Score: 3/10

Quesito

Now here's one that can be considered a sweet. A Quesito (ke-see-toe) is a fluffy Puerto Rican pastry that has cream cheese filling, sometimes with other toppings. This one should be pretty high up there for name ideas because it's a sweet. No doubt. It has a very high chance.

Final Score: 7/10

Quindim

Another actual desert, Quindim is a Brazilian desert that's made of ground up coconut. It's usually made in a ring shape with sometimes other toppings. Like the Quesito we talked about last time, this is an actual desert. I just don't think it has as high of a chance as Quesito does, but I think its up there.

Final Score: 5/10

Qottab

A popular dish from Iran, Qottab is a dough ball filled with ground walnuts, powdered sugar, and cardamom. There's two things wrong with this one I think. It just seems too obscure for a worldwide release to name it "Android Qottab" and it in English is usually referred to as "Ghottab" And we already got Android G, it was Gingerbread.

Final Score: 2/10

Quince

A Quince is a fruit. Not a sweet. NEXT!

Final Score: 1/10

Queen of Puddings

The Queen of Puddings is a dish from the UK. It's made from a heated, breadcrumb-thickened mixture which is topped with a meringue and a jam spread. However, one thing kills this suggestion. It's too long. Naming the version "Android 10.0 Queen of Puddings" is just a mouthful.

Final Score: 1/10

Quaker Oats

This is a weird one. We've seen Google do promotions with the names, like Kit Kat for K and Oreo for O (which without the marketing promotion Oreo did it would've been a lot harder to pick a name) so it doesn't seem like they wouldn't do this one. I do think it would be a easy way out for a Q name, but it might be too far away from a dessert. If it does happen, I can't wait for a logo with the Bugdroid dressed up as the Quaker Oats Man!

Final Score: 4/10

Conculsion

There's not a lot to name the next version but hey, who knows what they'll do? Maybe they'll change it up this time, or maybe one of these foods will get chosen. Anyway, I'm gonna stick with my Breakfast naming system for each The Daily Marshmallow season, and I'm waiting for that Quaker Oats Bugdroid.

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